Clavius, Copernicus and Vallis Alpes walk into a bar…
No. Wait.
Clavius, Copernicus and Vallis Alpes are two craters and a valley on the Moon. Here are pictures of them to prove it (although I could be lying, you could always use Google and find out for yourself.) Once you’re done, you can click on each of the pictures to enlarge them.
First, Clavius.

And Copernicus…

And Vallis Alpes (which I suppose is the latin equivalent of “Alpine Valley”, which makes absolutely no sense given that this is on the moon… but given how bored astronomers must get and how many thousands of craters, mountains, valleys, and other weird things there are to name in the universe, we’ll just go with it.)
